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Skrat

He once managed to get into the servers. Somehow.

"Skrat is an incarnation of chaos, a walking, talking, breathing statistical impossibility that somehow assumed the physical form of a vorcha. In a hat."

-- Ferem Baccath.

"GIVE SKRAT [THING]". -- Skrat, repeatedly.


A vorcha, who posts sporadically on CDN, informing the board of his actions and adventures, which have taken him from Omega to Illium to Tuchanka. Whatever bizarre situation he reports himself in, he somehow gets out in one piece.

Rather cunning in his way, and somehow the phrase "unintelligent" seems wrong for someone so calculating. Not being unintelligent, though, doesn't mean he isn't stupid.

Dangerous, in his way.

The Skrat Chronicles

Skrat Like Aliens: ...to eat.

Skrat Find Thing: Things are momentarily interesting, sometimes.

Head Game: Skrat compares alien heads. And he trolls.

Skrat Need Help Making Faceplate Talk: Skrat interrogates a quarian.

Skrat Attack: Bitterskin goes to rescue the quarian. It ends poorly.

The Pumpkin Man: Ichabod burns some salarians. Skrat has a lot to say on this.

Skrat Bored: Questions asked about killing.

Skrat Have Fans: Skrat is cool.

Skrat Have Car!: A hair-raising incident.

Skrat Detective!: The hunt for the notorious First Harrad begins.

Uploading Skrat: Skrat is on Illium.

Skrat Need Know What Colour to Cut: Skrat is in a bit of a pickle.

Skrat Make List: Skrat remembers some things that exist.

Frog Make Skrat Mad: Skrat goes on a rampage, supposedly at Dwickcast Tower. All is not as it seems.

Skrat Gonna Jump: Skrat trolls.

Skrat Not Know Where Skrat Is: Skrat is lost, and the same might be true of CDN.

Skrat Need Box: Skrat becomes philosophical, and nears enlightenment.

Skrat Thread Now: Skrat hijacks a discarded thread to demand tribute in the form of essays celebrating... Skrat.

Skrat Mow Lawn: The title of resident CDN expert in lawnmowers has been unclaimed for several years. Skrat decides to claim it.

Skrat At North Pole: Which one, isn't quite clear.

My Sister's Birthday Is Coming Up: A naïve human girl accepts a birthday gift for her sister from Skrat. Everyone tells her it's a bad idea... but maybe Skrat will surprise them?

Trivia

During the events that started the Systems Alliance-Vies War of 2190, Mekan of Omega took the identity of First Har'rad Ski'rat, clearly drawing inspiration from Skrat's misadventures.

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