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Tupari® is a brand of energy drink, available in levo and dextro varieties and many flavours. Depending on the drinker, Tupari® tends to be described as either extremely habit-forming (critics suggest it is intentionally made to be as addictive as possible under Citadel laws governing energy drinks), or utterly vile; the only matter fans and detractors of the drink seem to agree on is that it is far from healthy.

Tupari® is also notorious for the aggressive nature of the promotional campaigns deployed by its ad kiosks and vending machines, which are often accused of being unnecessarily loud, intrusive, and offensive.

Tupari®'s main rival in the energy drink market is Paragade.

Trivia[]

Aphin Ambarto was once tasked with discovering who had been stealing Tupari soda from the vending machines on the Presidium. It turned out it was volus politician Pretek, who was using an unverified Tupari employee ID for personal use, probably obtained on his last tour of the Tupari corporate headquarters.

The record for most Tupari consumed in one sitting is likely held by Jorgal Dwick, due to ... what happened Here...

Tupari consumption can occasionally have some merit. During an outbreak of the Tand Flu, Dr. Sornn Zolos suggested Tupari sports drink as a means of replenishing electrolytes. Unfortunately, given Tupari's usual behaviour, some came to the wrong conclusions.

Other Threads of Note[]

Tupari Kills!: Or so a sensationalist story about an ill-inconcieved mobile vending machine claims.

Looks Like Tupari's Hit A New Low: So claims Terrorbyte, who, it transpires, has hit a new low himself.

The Best Experience of Shadow Pyjak's Life: Slammin' Green Flavour, how we miss you.

Tupari Fortress: Branka drinks a whole load of Tupari, and... well, it certainly lifted her out of her depression.

The Last Working Tupari Machine on Cartagena: And it runs afoul of Murtag Kirok.

Tupari or Paragade?: How does CDN vote?

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