The "autobiography" of one Barkut Ghurnack, whose egotistical and ludicrous account of his adventures and heroics during the Reaper War have sold a great many copies, suggesting that Barkut may in fact be quite savvy, and putting on an act. Or perhaps he really is that self-absorbed and stupid.

You could, for a time, get a download key for the audio version (narrated by Barkut himself) for free as part of a protein powder promotion.

See here.